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Found this online- made me laugh. STANDUP: MYSPACE CRASHES. WORLD PANICS.
Posted by the Asbury Park Press on 11/10/06
BY ED KAZ!
COMEDY CORRESPONDENT/
INTERNET WATCHDOG
The popular Internet angst engine known as MySpace crashed last night at approximately 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Bloggers from Boston to Beijing could be seen wandering aimlessly in the streets, sort of like that R.E.M. video.
"I never seen nothin' like it," remarked Pucky O'Houlihan, a retired drill-press operator in Wilmington, Del. "It was all these people just walking in circles taking pictures of themselves and mumbling something about a refresh button. I locked my doors."
Internet experts speculate that the crash may have been the result of one too many Johnny Depp photo uploads or possibly an oversaturation of animated glittery rainbow backgrounds.
One MySpace member from Brick, who would only give her name as LUVDEPP4EVR, expressed shock, dismay and disorientation. "LiKe wHaT aM I gOnNa dO NoW? LiKe dO mY HoMeWorK oR tAlK tO mY pAreNtS? (Expletive deleted)!!!"
Other MySpacers, like ConspiracyDooJoor of Fairview Junction, N.D., suspected a possible conspiracy. "Here's what I think. I think that they took all that music download money and ran off with it. And you know what? Bush knew."
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